Send your haters cheese

We anonymously ship stinky cheese

That's pretty much it...but we believe in justice. Guaranteed to confuse the hell outta someone with vomit inducing odors that'll take days to cover up.

We only use the finest ingredients

get revenge

Please do not eat anything we send you

(for legal reasons)

Gift card

A gift card to our store is the perfect idea! (but not ideal)


let's address the elephant in the room...

No, it's not illegal to ship cheese in the mail. We call it Revenge because the cheese stinks like butthole by the time it gets to the person you address it to. Anybody can do it but we do it anonymously so it can't be traced back to you only if you tell the person yourself. We'll even put a glitter bomb and a note if you want us to. Why? because it's evil and we believe it's justified.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

nacho cheese