Send Your Enemies Cheese.

​Justice will be served..

Services in Canada available now. WARNING: NOT the cheese you put on your poutine!

About Our Service

Old Stinky Cheese

Old stinky cheese smells like gym socks. Just ask the French!

Free Shipping and Tracking!

All orders ship within 1 business day for free and tracking is provided!

100% Anonymous

They will never know how much of a dick you are unless you tell them!

Cheesy Revenge is Only 9.95 USD (14.95 CAD)

  • All orders ship for free
  • Each order includes cheese (duh)
  • Recipients disappointment/confusion is guaranteed.
  • Our cheese sits around for a while to get extra stinky before we send it to someone
  • All orders include tracking for free

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I eat the cheese?

Can the package be traced back to me?

How is shipping cheese revenge?

Is this illegal​ to ship cheese?

Will you ship outside the U.S.?

Now serving Canada and the US.

Try the glitter bomb cheese.

Because whats worse than a horrid stench and glitter everywhere?

Questions? Send an email to or contact us here.