Justice will be served..
Services in Canada available now. WARNING: NOT the cheese you put on your poutine!
Old Stinky Cheese
Old stinky cheese smells like gym socks. Just ask the French!
Free Shipping and Tracking!
All orders ship within 1 business day for free and tracking is provided!
They will never know how much of a dick you are unless you tell them!
Cheesy Revenge is Only 9.95 USD (14.95 CAD)
Frequently Asked Questions
Have you ever smelled rotten cheese? And no you cannot eat the cheese.
Lol no. The only way they will find out is if you tell them. We do not have an order lookup and we do not save the information of those ordering from us. The sender address is ours, not yours.
Because old cheese is gross and it smells weird. We also have an extra stink option and its enough to make anyone barf.
No, its not illegal to ship cheese. Stop asking ridiculous questions.
Yeah but only to our neighbors to the north. (Canada) for those who don't know geography
Try the glitter bomb cheese.
Because whats worse than a horrid stench and glitter everywhere?
Questions? Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org or contact us here.